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god it feels like yesterdaay that I played X-treme tugboating on mofunzone!
great sequel, only it gets ridiculously hard at the gas planet, the robot-ninja things just keep spawning and bouncing me up, which is just incredibly confusing
also, the UFOs sometimes hit me before they were actually visible.
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the game was really nice, only a few bugs just ruined it a bit
- when your sword/weapon gets stuck in another weapon, sometimes you couldn't break free and the enemy drags you offscreen
- there was no explaination about the weapon system(that you have to unlock weapons by buying a weaker weapon of the same kind)
- that you can't turn off the mouse controls, so you fly to the right/left all the time
- the difficulty. although you need a lot of skill for this game, the difficulty was through the roof sometimes
- the swords(especially trhe dual sword) was WAY too overpowered. you could just make it spin like a retard and then crit 90% of the attacks for over 200 dmg, then just continue to spin like nothing happened
- the game was really short. I chose the dark side and was dissapointed that it just ended before I could really experiment with different kinds of weapons
- Rampage stacks. when you reach low health and you rampage, you can get a normal rampage powerup too and do about 200 DMG with normal attacks
Although this game isn't perfect and kind of buggy, I still really enjoyed it
I hope for a sequal where you improve the things the other players and me have listed
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the game is nice, gameplay is good and everything but I think you should be able to pick a class
yes, I know you can just take a talent tree but at the start you ALWAYS get a bow(well, I did 3 times) and then you don't have enough money for a staff or a dagger so there's practically not much choice besides the warder, except if you want to fight some mobs to get money for a dagger/staff
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this game is WAY too overated
there are numerous bugs:
some of the road obstructions don't work
for some reason I couldn't unlock ANY kind of new extra's
people got stuck in buildings sometimes
I dot stuck in robots, killing me in 2 seconds
the game is really fun untill you reach the city
there it's juts search and destroy
it's nice to kill like hundreds of people but it sucks that you have to do the same thing... every level... over and over again...
it was just random missile spamming and shooting occasionally
the game actualyl was too long, making it repetitive as well
also, the easiest way to earn cash is to repeat the first boss level over and over again...
anywany, great design, graphics and gameplay
the music is also kick ass
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I really think people shouldn´t whine about this game so much...
people complaining they can´t even beat the second boss, people complaining bosses are too easy... just damn stupid tbh
I actualyl played this game till Extremely Insanely Stupidly Hard and there are at least 5 more levels past that. If people really can´t beat the first few bosses they really should consider quitting games all together...
but ok, reviewing time now
The good things:
the unforgiving challenge, 1 hit is death so you are forced to use your shield quite often
the frantic shooting obviously, the sheer mayhem going on all the time is just epic
the graphics, they fit the whole thing perfectly
The bad things:
the fact that sometimes levels aer IMPOSSIBLE to beat, due to the random platform generating(impossible to make jumps)
some couple bosses are just way too easy(like the double spiked jumping-thing) compared to harder couples(like the double needles)
I hope you liked my review :D
Lenny
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the game was OK but the only way to score actual points was with the flamethrower-thing
and there were A LOT of mistakes, the exit from the janitor's room was called Enter bathroom and the entrance to the bathroom was called Enter Janitor's Office
also the plants were caleld printers and the note of the 'leave your mark' achievement was wrong
and ofc, the lack of replay value and content is a big problem too
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it's a really nice game but I'd like to see a high scores feature
cause after playing this for a looong time on hard mode, reaching lvl 30, getting 120K points and then finding out there's no way I can submit my score... just kinda ruined it for me
Author's Response:
Sorry about that. I'll try working something out soon [:
Thanks for your review
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just gotta love the 13 year old newgrounder's mentallity... spoil it for everyone and say that you just jacked off
cool movie though
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like more people here wrote, the blocks soemtimes dissapear when you touch the side and sometimes I cant jump and the block dissapears below my feet...
also, the challenge levels whernt fun because they were hard for the wrong reason(not cause of a hard puzzle, but because of annoyingly hard jumps)
still, very good game. 8/10 4/5
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well this ceratinly isn't funny when you actually understand the lyrics lol :P
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